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Earn up to £5000 from Laptops Direct

Submitted by Pete on Tue, 2008-04-01 13:37.

This ones a no brainer, Laptops Direct will give you £5000 to have their name tattooed on your head.

The requirements are strict and may put some peope off:

  • You must take a drug test and successfully complete a short psychological questionnaire to ensure you are of sound mind
  • You must be over 18 years of age and have had no previous mental health problems
  • You must be a tattoo virgin - It would cramp our brand if there were other competing tattoos
  • You must attend an annual check-up to ensure you have not removed the tattoo, have not had any other tattoos added and are still of sound mind.

Tattoos for other parts of the body are also available if you don't fancy walking around with it on your forehead. Arms/Hands - £1000, Shoulders/Back - £500 or Legs/Feet - £100.

Of course the grand prize is clearly the forehead tattoo.

Anyone going to be getting one?

 

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Wed, 2008-04-16 14:43 — April (not verified)

It's kinda weird - to wear such tattoo :)

April's last blog post..South Park: Canada On Strike

Wed, 2008-04-16 15:29 — Pete
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It was an April fools ;)

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