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Inventions #2 - Sticky Bog Roll

Submitted by Pete on Thu, 12/14/2006 - 6:07pm.

This one is a bit more sick then the last post but I believe there would be a market for it, especially to more vain people.

The idea is to combine toilet roll with selotape to wipe your arse with. The invention will not only wipe your arse but will also rip all the hairs out giving the equivalent of a ass waxing. The genius thing about this is that if used daily (or however often you take a dump) it constantly cleans your ass of hair and crap meaning that instead of having a painful ass waxing quarterly or yearly you can have daily doses of small amounts of pain and have a constantly smooth ass.

Ass Waxing

As you can see from this detailed diagram, before using the special sticky bog roll the subject has a hairy crappy ass however after their ass is completely clean and "shaven".

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Thu, 12/14/2006 - 10:50pm — Steph (not verified)

So how often do you go for an ass wax then Pete?!!

Sun, 12/17/2006 - 2:37pm — pete (not verified)

It sounds too painful so i aint!

Fri, 01/05/2007 - 7:59pm — Munger (not verified)

Being a "back, crack and sack" regular I know that you have to let hairs grow for a while before they can be waxed so daily waxing wouldn't work all that well.
Also what the hell is with the picture? the guy has 2 asses one on top of the other!!?!?!?

Tue, 01/09/2007 - 5:18pm — pete (not verified)

its meant to be each cheek :P

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